howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

thugsandpunks:

Same
Same
Same

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

pervgurt:

If ur pets dont like him he aint da one

officialfrenchtoast:

jesus-take-the-feels:

offficialfrenchtoast:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

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What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

moon-cosmic-power:

Please.
Trippiest blog on Tumblr!

avatardedpotterhead:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is ur dad cake boss

douchejaune:

Tina speaks to who I am on a very deep level.